GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER
My parents have Google Alerts on me. So they’ll often times send me an e-mail and be like, “Hey did you know this?” And then I’ll be like, “Well, it is, like, my life. So yes, I did know that.” Or , “that’s not even true. I don’t know where you read that.” I have Googled myself, yes. But my parents really have Google Alerts on me.
[22/?] favourite films:
└ Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) dir. Quentin Tarantino
this isn’t even a problem
i love owls this is awesome
when i see a cute boy on the street
the new assassin’s creed looks great
American History X: “I used to blame everybody. Blamed white people, blamed society, blamed God. I didn’t get no answers ‘cause I was asking the wrong questions. You have to ask the right questions. Has anything you’ve done made your life better?
this joke was flawless