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Red Bow Tie

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

My parents have Google Alerts on me. So they’ll often times send me an e-mail and be like, “Hey did you know this?” And then I’ll be like, “Well, it is, like, my life. So yes, I did know that.” Or , “that’s not even true. I don’t know where you read that.” I have Googled myself, yes. But my parents really have Google Alerts on me.

[22/?] favourite films:
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) dir. Quentin Tarantino

sadellite:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

i love owls this is awesome

at a horror movie
  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

clituorice:

when i see a cute boy on the street

image

rhymewithrachel:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

rhymewithrachel:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

American History X: “I used to blame everybody. Blamed white people, blamed society, blamed God. I didn’t get no answers ‘cause I was asking the wrong questions. You have to ask the right questions. Has anything you’ve done made your life better?

pristiqdelusions:

this joke was flawless

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

tangarang:

falcnpunch:

hello darkness my old friend

he waiting

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

tangarang:

falcnpunch:

hello darkness my old friend

he waiting

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital